This is where I go whenever I'm able to tear myself away from my mirror. There seems to be some handsome fuck trapped in there... Anyways, enjoy or something.

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

loveasaconstruct:

THIS THING IS GLADOS

(Source: )

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

(Source: urbanclictionary)

thingthatgoesbumpinthenight:

charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

the regions

(Source: tm73)

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
-Matthew 20:28

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

(Source: vintagecurls)

freeunion:

It’s about to get wild. #libra #lunar #eclipse #bloodmoon #aries #moon 🌚

freeunion:

It’s about to get wild. #libra #lunar #eclipse #bloodmoon #aries #moon 🌚

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

(Source: i.chzbgr.com)